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YO-O-O, JOE!

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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE

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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

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OPEN SESAME.

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COBRA'S INFORMATION CENTER.

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CUT THE CHATTER.
IS THIS A COFFEE BREAK OR WHAT?

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COME ON.

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JACKPOT --
COBRA'S MAIN COMPUTER.

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ALL THEIR RECENT TRANSACTIONS
WITH DUMMY COMPANIES

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ARE STORED HERE.

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AND IN JUST ABOUT TWO SECONDS,

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-IT'LL ALL BE OURS.
[ THUMP ]

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OH!

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BAZOOKA, CAN'T YOU BE QUIET?

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FEET TANGLED.

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GOTCHA.

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CORRECTION -- WE'VE GOT YOU.

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GREAT. THAT WAS
THE ONLY DOOR, SHELL BRAIN.

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I'LL MAKE ANOTHER.

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[ ALARM BLARING ]
-[ SNARLING ]

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DOOR.

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FLINT, WE'RE BRINGING GUESTS!

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COVER US!

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GROUND FORCES,
AIR SUPPORT, MOVE!

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ALPINE!

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-WHAT?
-LOOK, CAVALRY!

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YEE-HOO!
GET ALONG, LITTLE DOGGIES!

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COMING?

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NO, I'M GONNA STAY HERE
AND GET BURIED IN POPCORN.

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Woman: LET'S SEE
WHAT YOU GOT, BREAKER.

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STANDARD COBRA
PROTECTION SCHEME --

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SHOULDN'T BE TOO TOUGH TO CRACK.

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LOOKS LIKE
A REAL-ESTATE TRANSACTION.

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Alpine: REAL ESTATE?

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REAL ESTATE'S RIGHT, ALPINE.

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ACCORDING TO THIS, WELL,

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COBRA BOUGHT A DUDE RANCH
IN TEXAS.

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WHY A DUDE RANCH?

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I'D LOVE TO KNOW.

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WHY DON'T YOU GO UNDERCOVER

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WITH BAZOOKA, ALPINE,
AND WILD BILL?

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Wild Bill: YEE-HOO!

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WEST TEXAS, HOME, SWEET HOME!

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YA-HA-HOW!

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YEE-HOO!

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SLOW DOWN BEFORE WE TAKE OFF!

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CAN'T YOU TAKE A LITTLE WIND
IN YOUR HAIR?

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NO!

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GOSH, ALPINE, COWS...

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OIL WELLS.

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Lady Jaye: NOT OIL WELLS,
BAZOOKA, MICROWAVE ANTENNAS --

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PART OF A SOLAR-ENERGY FARM.

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THEY RECEIVE MICROWAVE ENERGY

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BEAMED FROM
AN ORBITING SATELLITE.

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THEN THEY RELAY IT
VIA THOSE POWER LINES

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TO ELECTRIC PLANTS.

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SOLAR-POWER BEAMS
COMING DOWN HERE?

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AIN'T THAT DANGEROUS, LADY JAYE?

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NOT IF THE BEAMS ARE CONTROLLED
BY THAT MONITORING STATION.

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IF NOT?

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THEY COULD FRY A CITY.

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[ BIRD SQUAWKING ]

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[ BOTH COUGHING ]

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HOWDY, Y'ALL.
WELL, WELCOME TO LOCO TORO.

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YOU MUST BE THE AUSTINS.

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I'M MA JOAD,
THIS HERE IS PA,

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AND OVER YONDER IS OUR LITTLE
DAUGHTER, MARY BELLE.

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NAME'S BILL AUSTIN.

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THIS HERE'S MY SISTER, JANE...

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MY BROTHERS, BIG BOB
AND LITTLE BOB.

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-HOWDY.
-UH, HOWDY.

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WHY DON'T YOU AND I TAKE
A LOOK-SEE AROUND THE RANCH,

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PRIVATE-LIKE?

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WHY, I'D LIKE THAT
JUST FINE, MISS JOAD.

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OH, PLEASE. CALL ME
MARY BELLE, MR. BILL.

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"MISS JOAD" SOUNDS SO FORMAL.

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THAT TEXAS TEASE.
"CALL ME MARY BELLE."

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JEZEBEL'S MORE LIKE IT.

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YOUR BROTHER'S GOT
THE RIGHT IDEA, MISS AUSTIN.

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WHY DON'T Y'ALL TAKE
A LOOK AROUND?

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RUFUS AND CLAY HERE'LL
TAKE CARE OF YOUR BAGS.

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SUPPER'S AT 6:00 SHARP.

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YOU HAVE YOURSELVES
A GOOD TIME, HEAR?

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YOU HEARD THE LADY.
LOOK AROUND.

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I'LL CHECK IN WITH FLINT.

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LADY JAYE TO FLINT.
WE'RE AT THE RANCH.

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IT LOOKS LIKE COBRA BOUGHT IT

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AS AN RandR CENTER
FOR THE TROOPS,

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BUT THERE MAY BE MORE TO THIS
THAN MEETS THE EYE.

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I WANT HER KEPT
UNDER CONSTANT SURVEILLANCE.

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UNDERSTAND?

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WHY WATCH HER
WHEN WE CAN WASTE HER?

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WE MUST NOT CAUSE
ANY SUSPICION FOR 18 HOURS.

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THEN I WILL CONTROL
THE SOLAR-POWER SATELLITE.

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UNTIL THEN, KEEP LADY JAYE
AND HER FRIENDS OCCUPIED

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HOWEVER YOU LIKE.

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I'M SURE YOU'LL THINK
OF SOMETHING SUITABLE.

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WHERE'S WILD BILL?

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RIDING THE RANGE WITH THAT
TEXAS PEACH, MARY BELLE.

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[ LAUGHS ]
GOT A CRUSH.

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NO, REALLY?

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HOWDY, Y'ALL.

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MA JOAD TOLD ME TO MAKE SURE
YOU FOLKS HAVE A REAL FULL DAY.

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Y'ALL WAIT RIGHT HERE

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WHILE ME AND THE BOYS
SADDLE UP SOME HORSES.

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UH, WHAT HAPPENS NOW?

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[ BULL BRAYING ]

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-OW!
-OW!

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HOLY COW!

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BAZOOKA!

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Bazooka: ALPINE!

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UGH!

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[ BULL BRAYING ]

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YOU OKAY?

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MEAN MEAT.

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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YOU KNOW, I THINK
THOSE BUMS SET US UP.

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THIS HERE'S A MIGHTY EDUCATED
HORSE, MISS AUSTIN.

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MUDPATCH, TELL THE LADY
HOW OLD YOU ARE.

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HE'S GOT TASTE, TOO.

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MUDPATCH, IS THIS A PRETTY LADY?

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[ SNORTS ]

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[ LAUGHS ]

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THANK YOU, MUDPATCH. AND I THINK
YOU'RE VERY HANDSOME.

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WHY DON'T YOU TAKE HIM
FOR A LITTLE RIDE, MISS?

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LET ME GIVE YOU A LEG UP.

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[ HORSE NEIGHING ]

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THERE YOU GO, MISS.
HE'S ALL YOURS!

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WHOA!
WHOA, BOY, WHOA!

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[ WATER SPLASHES ]

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YOU HURT?

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OOH. JUST MY PRIDE.

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EASY, BOY, EASY.

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A BURR!

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NO WONDER MUDPATCH TOSSED ME.

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CALL IT A WILD GUESS, BUT I'D
SAY WE WEREN'T WANTED HERE.

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AH, TEXAS AIR.

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NOTHING LIKE IT IN ALL
THE 50 STATES.

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[ HOOFBEATS ]

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HMM?

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MARY BELLE, YOU SEE THAT?

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LOOKS LIKE A DUST STORM.

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THAT AIN'T NO DUST STORM.
THAT'S A STAMPEDE!

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IT'S HEADED RIGHT FOR THE SOLAR
FARM CONTROL BLOCKHOUSE!

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[ HORSE NEIGHS ]

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YEE-HOO!

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YEE-HOO!

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[ COUGHING ]

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ZARTAN'S GOT
THE CONTROL CHIP BY NOW.

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AND THANKS
TO THE STAMPEDE...

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NOBODY WILL EVEN KNOW THE CHIP
IS GONE UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE.

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OH, NO!

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THEY'RE COMING BACK THIS WAY!

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[ HORSE NEIGHS ]

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YOU CRAZY COWBOY,
YOU COULD'VE BEEN KILLED!

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AW, SHOOT, MA'AM.
WASN'T MUCH.

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YEE-HOO!

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ALL RIGHT, FOLKS!

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♪ CHOOSE YOUR PARTNERS
AND DON'T BE SHY ♪

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♪ THEN FORM YOUR SQUARES
AND WINK YOUR EYE ♪

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♪ BOW TO YOUR PARTNER
AND SWING HIM AROUND ♪

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♪ SWING HIM BACK,
AND DON'T SIT DOWN ♪

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THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT FOR ME.

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IT'S NOT FOR THEM, EITHER.

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WANT TO FIND OUT WHY?

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SURE, ANYTHING TO GET AWAY
FROM WILD BILL'S WARBLING.

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Wild Bill: ♪ BOW TO YOUR
PARTNER, BOW TO YOUR GAL ♪

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♪ DO-SI-DO
WITH A GREAT BIG SMILE ♪

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FOLLOW THE RANCH HANDS.
I'LL LOOK IN ON THE JOADS.

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BAZOOKA, I DON'T LIKE IT
OUT HERE.

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DARK.

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THAT SHOULD BE BETTER.

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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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ZARTAN AND THE DREADNOKS!

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TROUBLE!

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WHERE'S THE LIGHT COMING FROM?

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[ DOOR OPENS ]

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WITH THE CONTROL CHIP,

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COBRA'S DESTRUCTIVE POWER
IS EQUAL TO THAT OF THE SUN.

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HARD TO BELIEVE
THAT SOMETHING SO SMALL

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COULD COMMAND A SATELLITE

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ORBITING HUNDREDS OF MILES
ABOVE US.

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QUITE.

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OBSERVE THE POWER
THAT IS OURS TO COMMAND.

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WE CAN DIRECT THE SOLAR
SATELLITE'S MICROWAVE BEAMS

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ANYWHERE, JUST AS WITH
THIS MODEL.

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YOU SEE, I AM
THE NEW FIRE DEPARTMENT.

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IF THEY DON'T PAY,
I START FIRES.

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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK
THEY WILL PAY?

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FIRE INSURANCE IS
EXPENSIVE, DESTRO.

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I WOULD SAY...BILLIONS!

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BILLIONS!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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YOU'RE NOT ONE OF MY PEOPLE.

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DESTRO, QUICKLY -- AN INTRUDER!

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GOOD.
THERE'S JUST ONE JOE LEFT.

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Wild Bill:
CAN'T RIGHTLY REMEMBER

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WHEN I'VE HAD A NICER TIME,
MARY BELLE.

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LOOK AT THE STARS.
THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.

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THE WEST TEXAS SKY.

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YEP, THAT'S A MIGHTY PRETTY
SIGHT -- REMINDS ME OF HOME.

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BUT, UH, BACK HOME
I NEVER HAD ME

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A PRETTY LADY LIKE YOU,
MARY BELLE.

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MARY BELLE?

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MARY BELLE, WHY DON'T YOU --

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BARONESS!

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AT YOUR SERVICE...Y'ALL.

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WELL, THAT'S VERY PERSUASIVE.

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BARONESS!

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COBRA COMMANDER SENT ME TO SEE
IF YOU NEED ANY HELP.

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THAT'S MIGHTY KIND OF YOU, SON!

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MIGHTY KIND.

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NASA's BEEN GETTING
SOME WEIRD TELEMETRY

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OFF SOLAR POWER SATELLITE
NUMBER ONE.

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THEY THINK IT'S TIED IN WITH
THAT WEST TEXAS DUDE RANCH

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LADY JAYE'S INVESTIGATING.

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ANY WORD FROM LADY JAYE,
BREAKER?

237
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I TRIED RAISING HER,

238
00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:14,174
BUT THE FREQUENCY IS
BEING JAMMED BY --

239
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:15,479
NOW WHAT?

240
00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:18,918
THIS IS COBRA COMMANDER.

241
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:21,703
YOU HAVE 12 HOURS TO PAY COBRA

242
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AN INSURANCE PREMIUM
OF $1 BILLION IN GOLD BULLION,

243
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:28,101
OR A CITY WILL BE BURNED.

244
00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:30,973
FOR EVERY HOUR THAT THE PREMIUM
PAYMENT IS DELAYED,

245
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:34,107
AN ADDITIONAL CITY
WILL BE ELIMINATED.

246
00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:36,936
AND IF YOU DOUBT
COBRA HAS THE POWER

247
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:40,156
TO CARRY OUT THIS THREAT...

248
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:42,942
THE DEMONSTRATION
THAT I HAVE DEVISED

249
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,945
FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE
SHOULD REASSURE YOU.

250
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,817
THAT'S THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE!

251
00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:58,653
WHOA!

252
00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:03,266
12 HOURS!
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

253
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:07,792
Flint: LET'S CHECK OUT
THAT DUDE RANCH ON THE DOUBLE!

254
00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,881
All: YO-O-O, JOE!

255
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,145
Destro:
PERIMETER DEFENSE SENSORS

256
00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:16,366
INDICATE G.I. JOE TROOPS
MOVING IN FROM THE NORTHEAST.

257
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:19,500
LET THEM COME, DESTRO.

258
00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:27,943
NOTHING CAN TOUCH US HERE.

259
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,598
WE HAVE THE WEAPON
OF THE CENTURY.

260
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:35,168
AND NASA DEVELOPED IT FOR US
AT THEIR COST!

261
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:36,430
[ CHUCKLES ]

262
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:45,482
RECONDO, WHAT'S THE WORD?

263
00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:46,875
ALL CLEAR, FLINT.

264
00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:51,488
MAYBE TOO CLEAR --
NOT A PERSON IN SIGHT.

265
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:52,924
THEY GOT TO KNOW WE'RE HERE.

266
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:56,145
LET'S GIVE THEM AN EDUCATION.
MOVE OUT!

267
00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:58,147
All: YO-O-O, JOE!

268
00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:02,978
YES, JUST A LITTLE CLOSER.

269
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,458
A LITTLE MORE...

270
00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:06,112
NOW!

271
00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:13,554
WHAT THE...

272
00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:20,648
HOW AM I GONNA FIX THAT?

273
00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:22,128
[ CHUCKLES ]

274
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:25,218
[ CHUCKLES ]
THINK HE'LL GIVE US A TURN?

275
00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:28,699
GET SERIOUS.

276
00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:31,267
Flint, this is Ace.
We're making our run.

277
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:34,749
COBRA'S GOT SOME KIND
OF LASER DEFENSIVE SCREEN!

278
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:36,751
YOU CAN'T --

279
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,448
ACE TO FLINT,

280
00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:42,974
I SEEM TO HAVE RUN
INTO A PROBLEM...LITERALLY!

281
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,195
SCARLETT TO AIR GROUP, PEEL OFF!

282
00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:47,457
REGROUP!

283
00:17:50,982 --> 00:17:53,898
RECONDO!
HOW'D YOU GET ACROSS?

284
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:56,553
THAT LASER BEAM'S GREAT
FOR BIG TARGETS, FLINT,

285
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,903
BUT WHEN IT COMES
TO SOMETHING SMALLER...

286
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:01,819
YEAH, IT'S LIKE USING
AN ELEPHANT GUN TO SWAT FLIES.

287
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,778
GREAT.
SO, HOW DO WE GET SMALLER?

288
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,301
WE GO IN ON FOOT.

289
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:07,086
NOW YOU'RE TALKING.

290
00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,046
WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

291
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:22,927
DESTROY THEM!

292
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:25,495
I CAN'T PINPOINT SMALL TARGETS!

293
00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:26,801
COUNTERATTACK!

294
00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:51,042
WE NEED OUR MOBILE
HEAVY ARTILLERY.

295
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,220
BUT WE'LL NEVER GET IT PAST
THAT BIG SOLAR SATELLITE BEAM.

296
00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:56,961
Wild Bill: YEE-HOO!

297
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:58,441
-YEE-HOO?
-YEE-HOO?

298
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:07,798
YEE-HOO!

299
00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,757
HYAH! HYAH!

300
00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:11,498
[ WHISTLES ]

301
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:13,804
COME ON, MOVE OUT, NOW!
HYAH!

302
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:18,157
YEE-HOO, LITTLE DOGGY.
HYAH!

303
00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:20,594
STAMPEDE!

304
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:22,248
[ BULLS BRAYING ]

305
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,605
STOP THEM!

306
00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:35,348
WHAT A CRUDE FORM OF WEAPONRY!

307
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:37,219
NO, DESTRO!

308
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,662
All: YO-O-O, JOE!

309
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,232
WILD BILL!

310
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,106
HOWDY, PARTNERS!

311
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,370
Baroness: LET ME OUT!

312
00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:58,893
Destro:
GET OUT OF MY WAY!

313
00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:04,899
PARDON ME, PARTNERS.

314
00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:08,119
THERE'S A LADY I WANT
TO TALK WITH!

315
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:14,561
COME ON OUT, OR I'M COMING IN!

316
00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:15,997
[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]

317
00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:26,312
THAT HAS TO BE THE MOST
NEWFANGLED SANITATION SYSTEM

318
00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:28,096
I EVER SAW.

319
00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:29,880
HURRY, YOU FOOLS!

320
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:33,667
LET'S GET THEM!

321
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,585
[ MOTORS WHIRRING ]

322
00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:45,983
I TOLD YOU THERE WERE HOLES
IN THIS PLAN TO BEGIN WITH.

323
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:48,551
FOILED BY A CATTLE STAMPEDE!

324
00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:50,901
A CATTLE STAMPEDE!

325
00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:52,947
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

326
00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:57,386
BUT I'LL BE BACK!

327
00:20:57,473 --> 00:20:59,127
WHAT KEPT YOU?

328
00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:01,477
OH, JUST
A LITTLE CATTLE STAMPEDE.

329
00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:03,349
AND THAT'S NO BULL!

330
00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:05,438
[ LAUGHS ]

331
00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:09,050
[ OWL HOOTS ]

332
00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:12,445
AH, PRETTY NIGHT --

333
00:21:12,532 --> 00:21:15,622
ALMOST AS PRETTY
AS A WEST TEXAS GAL.

334
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:17,972
[ WHIMPERS ]

335
00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:19,452
AW, HECK, TIMBER.

336
00:21:19,539 --> 00:21:22,672
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN SHE WEREN'T
NO REAL TEXAS PEACH.

337
00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:24,674
SHE WAS JUST TOO SWEET.

338
00:21:24,761 --> 00:21:27,982
ANYONE FROM TEXAS KNOWS
WE GROW OUR PEACHES SASSY!

339
00:21:28,069 --> 00:21:30,593
[ LAUGHING ]

340
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,291
[ HOWLS ]